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Hello all tis very very very very very very very very very late down here, and I being your beloved insomniac cant sleep, and as I was laying in my bed my time lock already set in I dreamed up this strange strange thingymaboble I call THE INSOMNIAC SHOW!!!!! Fear it! For it rules you all! Along with Mr.Frisk! So I have typed up this strange thing, and now you all are to enjoy it! OR ELSE!
Characters so far:
Mooney: Me! Duh…lets see how would one describe me, insane, kind, and loves everything that moves ^^
Rave: The insane Avatar and Inuyasha obsessed best friend of Mooney from real life ^^
Suzume: The funniest girl from Virginia the world has ever seen, one of Mooney’s best online friends ^^
Darius: A slightly annoying but fun-ish jock guy ^^
Pro: The head admin here at ESA, he nice and Mooney claims him^^
Arion: A cool girl from PA that Mooney has just met ^^
Fifth: The most awesome guy in all of California! Another of Mooney’s most precious online friends. Mooney also claims him ^^
Mr.Frisk: The godly three headed chicken who goes Moo, he also has an English accent, and hates his creators Rave and Mooney. What else is there to say?^^
Chapter 1: ROADTRIP!
Mooney: *staring at clock that reads 7:59 pm crying* Damn this infernal time lock! Damn it! *Bashes head with keyboard as she says her final good byes.*
Mooney: *clock switches to 8:00 pm and evil page of DOOM!!!!! Comes on stating ‘HAHA! PARENTAL CONTROLS BIOTCH!’*
Mooney: NOOOO!!!!!!!!
Mooney’s Mother: MOONEY! SHUT UP! I’M WATCHING PRISION BREAK! COME HERE AND GET ME SOME ICE!
Mooney: *grumbles and obeys Mother*
Mooney’s Father: Will ya’ll shut up I’m trying to sleep. *falls asleep on couch*
Mooney: *whispers under breath* Burn in hell…
*Door bell rings*
Mooney’s Mother: MOONEY!!!! GET THE DOOR!!!!
Mooney: *whispers under breath* Yes Bizznatch queen…
*Door bell rings*
Mooney: *opens door*
Rave: *Bust in door screaming* LOOK! MOONEY! I GOT MY DRIVERS LICENSE!
Mooney: ZOMG!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
Both: ROADTRIP!!!!!!!
Both: *Run past Mooney’s mother quietly into her room*
Rave: Ewwww….Mooney you need to clean your room once in awhile. *glares at speck of dust on her compy desk*
Mooney: What are you talking about? This is as clean as it gets ^^
Rave: *is a clean freak* WHAT??!?!?! IT GETS WORSE THAN THIS? *pulls out supercleaningmabob*
Mooney: NOOOO!!!!! DON’T TOUCH MY DUST COLLECTION! OR MY FILTH SHRINE!
Rave: *opens closet* AHHHH!!!!!! *contents of closet crushes her*
Mooney:….HAHA!…Rave?…Rave?
Rave: Mooney…I’m being crushed….by your…guitar amp…please…help me *Hand appears out of rubble*
Mooney: I’ll save ya! *dives in closet and pulls out Rave*
Rave: Thankies, I don’t think you crushed too many internal organs… *Pokes crushed liver*
Mooney: Good! Now where were we?
Rave: ROADTRIP!!!!!
Mooney: Oh yes I almost forgot!
Rave: Pack your things! Lets go to Darius’ first!!!!
Mooney: Yeah! *Grabs Mr.Frisk and stuffs him into purple duffel bag.*
Mr.Frisk: Moo? *Translation: Wtf??? Where are you bumbling idiots taking me?*
Rave: HEY! YOU STOLE MR.FRISK AGAIN!
Mooney: *Stuffs deeper into bag* No I didn’t, he chose to come with me…
Rave: What have you done to my dead rat??
Mooney: Nothing Nothing I just mutated him into this great figure of a chicken.
Mr.Frisk: Moo…*Translation: Let me out! I don’t want to go on this idiotic roadtrip.*
Rave: Oh well your coming! *kicks duffel bag with Mr.Frisk inside.*
Mooney: Okay lets go! *runs out of room running past mother at lighting speed so she doesn’t see her*
Rave: *follows Mooney * Bye Mrs.Brown! We’ll see you in ummm…when we get back!
Mooney’s Mother: SHUT UP! I’M WATCHING PRISIONBREAK!
Rave: 0.o *closes door* Your mom is mean…
Mooney: I know! But no one ever believes me…*grumbles*
Rave: Well here is my car ^^ Its so cool, it has a state of the art computer system *whispers* without a time lock…
Mooney: o.0...Rave that’s a piece of junk *pokes hunk oh junk and it falls apart*
Rave: Oh! That’s just the security system! *pulls out button, a big red button and pushes it turning hunk oh junk into a SUPERCHEDDARYIMPLOSIVELYCOOL CAR OF AWESOMENESS!!!!*
Mooney: 0.o
Rave: *Throws stuff in car and jumps in* Here get online! I’ll drive ^^ Since I’m so cool and finally got my drivers license ^^
Mooney: So what if your older than me, at least I didn’t fail second grade…
Rave: ZOMG! I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT!
Mooney: Mooney only speaks the truth…
Rave: 0.<
Mooney: *spots computer* COMPY!!!!!!! MOONEY NEEDS HER FIX!!
Rave: *giggles*
Mooney: *logs online*
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Entering the virtual world,
Mooney: Hi everybodys!!!!!!!
Fifth: ZOMG! MOONEY! *huggles* What are you doing online? Its late down there isn’t it?
Mooney: Yeah…but something cool has happened ^^ I have escaped my home^^ me and Ravey are on a roadtrip ^^ We’re coming to vist everyone ^^
Fifth:…I’m sorry Mooney, my mom said you cant come over…*cries*
Exiting virtual world
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Mooney: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE CANT GO TO FIFTH’S!!!!! *weeps*
Rave:….so?
Mooney: *bonks with Mr.Frisk* We must see Fifth!
Rave: *rolls eyes* Well we could always transport him with my SUPERCHEDDARYIMPLOSIVELYCOOL CAR I-NET TRANPORTATION THINGY!!!
Mooney: ….and how does this thingy work?
Rave: *whispers in Mooney’s ear*
Mooney: Ohhh okay ^^
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Re entering the virtual world
Fifth: Mooney?
Fifth: Mooooooney???
Mooney: Oh hey Fifthy ^^ Sorry Rave and I were talking ^^
Rave: Hi Fifth! *waves*
Mooney: AHHH!!!! OUT YOUR HANDS BACK ON THE WHEEL!
Rave: *rolls eyes*
Fifth: ?
Mooney: Rave keeps taking her hands off the wheel to type, we’ve almost been killed like 6 times now… *glares at Rave*
Fifth: oh okay ^.^
Mooney: *dresses in black* I’m mourning the fact I cant come to your place…
Fifth: *frowns* I know it sucks
Mooney: *changes into lime green* Guess what  !??!?!?!?!?
Fifth: You’ve had 32 pixie sticks?
Mooney:….Yes, but not that!
Fifth: hmmmm…..Your really my sister teasing me? *hopes she says no*
Mooney: Nope ^^ all I need you to do is to click this link and you’ll see ^^ {insert link here}
Fifth: Okay ^^
Exiting virtual world
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*the car begins to shake and suddenly Fifth appears in the seat next to Mooney*
Mooney: IT WORKED!!!!! *huggles Rave*
Rave: *swerves in front of 18 wheeler*
Fifth: ….how did I get here?…. *is confused*
Mooney: *huggles Fifth* Omg! I knew you would look so hot! me and Rave using her SUPERCHEDDARYIMPLOSIVELYCOOL CAR I-NET TRANPORTATION THINGY brought you here ^^
Rave: Welcome Fifth! *waves*
Mooney and Fifth: RAVE! PUT YOUR HANDS BACK ON THE WHEEL!
Rave: *grumbles* Fine fine…
Fifth: This is so awesome!!! Where are we going?
Mr.Frisk: Moo…*Translation: I believe we are heading towards the jock-man known as Darius’ place, we, according to MapQuest are about 10 mins from his location now.*
Everyone: *nods*
Mooney: SPONTANEOUS! SPONTANEOUS! COMBUSTION! COMBUSTION YEAH!
Rave: I’m bustin right outta my skin!
Fifth: 0.o
Mooney: SPONTANEOUS! SPONTANEOUS! COMBUSTION! COMBUSTION YEAH!
Mooney and Rave: I’M BUSTIN RIGHT OUTTA MY SKIN!
Fifth: …ummm…what is going on?
Mooney: *giggles* I’ll tell you later ^^
Rave: w00t! *hugs Fifth*
Fifth: o.0
Mooney: RAVE!!! *attacks Rave*
Rave and Mooney: *fighting*
Fifth: …hey if you two are fighting…whose driving?
Mr.Frisk: Moo…*Translation: Foolish mortal, I am*
Fifth: Oh okay ^.^
Rave: *Pulling on Mooney’s hair*
Mooney: OW! That hurts!
Fifth: Ladies, ladies, no need to fight over me, I’d hate to destroy your friendship.
Rave: Hes right…BFFs?
Mooney: Best Friends Forever! *hugs*
Fifth: ^.^
Mooney: Look! We’re here!
Rave: *slams car through wall of Darius’ house*
Mooney: Are you sure you got your license Rave?
Fifth: Ow….that was slightly painful…
Rave: ^^ Yes! And I was also head of my class ^^
Mooney: >.< No wonder Florida has the worst drivers…
Darius: *Is yelling at Suzume over phone* No! Stop calling me! I swear you and Mooney are so annoying! I’m busy!
Mooney: Hi Dari!
Rave: Hello there Dain-kun!
Fifth: Hello Darius…
Darius: What. The. Hell? OMG!!!!! YOU SLAMMED THROUGH MY BEDROOM WALL!!!!
Mooney and Fifth: *points at Rave* It was her!
Rave: Heheheh…
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I’m sleepy and ending it here! Comment and I might make a sequel ^^
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« Reply #1 on Oct 1, 2006, 8:13pm » | |
YAY MOON-MOON! Tis funny! Post sequal plz!
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« Reply #2 on Oct 2, 2006, 2:41pm » | |
Heheheh, though...my bedroom wall is on the thrid story.....o.O
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« Reply #3 on Oct 2, 2006, 3:42pm » | |
Chapter 2: Transmutation, Broken walls, Grey knights and the death of a very special Chicken…
Darius’ Girl friend: *walks in* Who are they?
Darius: A couple of freaks who won’t leave me alone. *Throws shoe at Mooney’s head*
Mooney: Oi! What was that for?
Rave: That wasn’t very nice Dain-kun…
Fifth: *Growls*
Darius: GO AWAY!!!!! *looks back to phone* Suzume! Stop calling me! I will hang up on you!!
Darius: *suddenly Suzume forces her way through the phone and lands on floor next to Darius.*
Suzume:…SWEET! HANG UP ON ME NOW DARIUS!
Mooney: Suzume?
Suzume: Mooney?
Both: DWENKIN BUDDY!!!! *huggles*
Rave: Oi! Moooooney! Who is this????
Mooney: This is Suzume! She from Virginia. Shes my dwenkin buddy ^^ and meesa best online friend ^^
Fifth: *stabbing in heart motion* Oh Mooney, what about me?
Mooney: You are too Fifthy! *huggles both.*
Darius: *Runs up and strangles Rave and Mooney*
Mooney: Darius…your…killing me…
Rave: Foolish human, you dare to touch me?
Fifth: *bites Darius leg*
Darius: YOU BROKE MY WALL!!
Suzume: Aren’t you like rich? Couldn’t you like get a new one?
Mooney: *is dying*
Rave: *pulling out katana*
Fifth: Ew…jock-man taste nasty…. *escapes to bathroom to brush teeth*
Darius: I’m gonna kill you once and for all!!!
Mr.Frisk: MOO! *Translation: Finally!!!!! Someone is going to kill those two idiots for me!!!!!*
Mooney: *dies*
Rave: *katana out* You have killed my Mooney, prepare to die!
Darius: Ha! Foolish Rave! You think you can defeat me? I am the Grey Knight! No one can defeat the grey Knight!
Rave: *Cuts off arm*
Suzume: *Pokes Mooney* Ello? Mooney?
Fifth: *Pokes Mooney with Suzume* I wonder why shes blue….
Darius: *arm squirts out blood* Come on! You call that a wound!
Rave: Your arms cut off…
Darius: No it isn’t! Come on an fight me!
Fifth: *still poking dead Mooney*
Suzume: *also poking dead Mooney*
Mooney: *rots*
Rave: *cuts off other arm*
Darius: Ha! Tis merely a flesh wound!
Rave: Your arms are off, what are you going to do, bleed on me?
Fifth: *whispers to Suzume* What are they doing?
Suzume: Monty Python….Quest for the Holy Grail….
Darius: Come here so I can kick you in the shins!
Rave: *Cuts off leg*
Fifth: Ohhhh…
Mooney: *rots*
Suzume: *nods*
Darius: *is hoping around * Haha! You’ll never defeat me!
Rave: *cuts off final limb* There, you dead yet?
Darius: Come here so I can bite your legs off! You yellow pansy!
Fifth: o.0 *runs up to Darius and kicks him in da nuts* That’s for making Mooney all quiet and blue!
Suzume: NOOO! Don’t hurt Darri! *huggles stump-like Darius*
Mooney: *Being all dead-like*
Rave: *rolls eyes*
Darius: …fine we’ll call it a draw….
Suzume:….soo…um what are we gonna do with her?
Fifth: I KNOW!!!!!! WE’LL BRING HER BACK TO LIFE! WITH HUMAN TRANSMUTATION!
Rave: Isn’t that forbidden?
Fifth:…Maybe…okay lets see…*is drawing transmutation circle* We already have a body…*pushes Mooney into center of circle* Now everyone we need some blood….Darius come over here…
Darius: I can’t… Rave took my limbs…
Rave: *beating Darius with his own arm* Heheheh
Suzume: I’ll get him!!! *grabs Darius and lets him bleed on Mooney’s body*
Darius: *growing pale*
Mooney:*rotting*
Fifth: Okay…now everyone stand back….*Does series of hand motions and places hands on ground and uber big flash of light!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Rave: *Pulls on sunglasses*
Suzume: Ohhh ahhhh
Darius: Ahhh! My eyes!
Mooney: Woah…that’s so cool ^^
Everyone: 0.o
Rave: What are you doing alive??
Fifth: It worked!!! *huggles Mooney*
Suzume: No it didn’t…see that is my clone of Mooney… *Pokes Dead Mooney*
Mooney: Yeppers, I’m the real Mooney ^^ I disappeared after we crashed through Darius wall ^^ I knew he would at least attempt to kill me ^^
Dead Mooney: Then how the hell am I alive?
Everyone: *le gasp!*
Darius: Its quite simple really *pulls on glasses that make him look smartical* see the transmutation did work to an extent see the Clone of Mooney is now a Humoncioulous, and during this sad attempt at human transmutation you have killed Mr.Frisk, his body and soul now lies within the gates…
Rave: *cough* Know-it-all alert! *cough*…damn cold…
Mooney: So wait…my clone is a Humoncioulous, and Mr.Frisk is dead???
Dead Mooney: Ohhh! Who am I then!
Fifth: I made a Humoncioulous!!!!! *huggles dead Mooney* You are now Envy!
Dead Mooney:…But I’m a girl?…how about I be Envy’s sister…Spite!
Fifth: Will you look like Envy, and act like him, and be him except for the fact that you are a girl?
Spite: Sure ^^
Fifth: WOOO!!!! *Huggles Spite*
Mooney: Ohhh kay…
Rave: MR.FRISK IS DEAD!!!!!?!?!?!? *weeps*
Suzume: You have slow reactions…
Darius: Yes, yes he is, and there is no way to bring him back ^^
Mooney: *kicks Darius*
Darius: Will you stop that! I’ll bite your legs off!
Rave: *still weeping*
Fifth: *is huggling Spite* Hey Mooney… how did you get Mr.Frisk back after I ate him?
Suzume and Rave: YOU ATE MR.FRISK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!???!?!???!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Fifth: Yeah…it was an accident, I thought he was going to eat me, so I ate him first….Didn’t Mooney tell you?
Suzume and Rave: No she didn’t…*glares at Mooney*
Mooney: I knew it would break your hearts if I told you guys…so Pro was nice enough to make a clone ^^, that reminds me…he saved the Mr.Frisk DNA at his house…LET GO TO THE WIZARD! THE WONDERFUL WIZARD NAMED PRO!
Everyone: *shrugs* Okay.
Mooney: *singing as she jumps into the car* Where off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard named Pro!
Rave: Mooney, you need to remind me to cut off your pixie stick supply….
Fifth: *is wondering where Spite went* He where did Spite go?….
Suzume: *finds piece of paper attached to Fifth* It says “Dear Fifth, since I am to act just like Envy I am sorry to say that I only love chibi-san and can not be with you, so sorry, With all do respect- Spite”
Fifth* burst out into tears as he climbs into seat next to Mooney*
Mooney: *Huggles Fifth* Oh Fifthy…its okay, I have the same problem with Eddy-kun…
Rave: *nods* Yup Yup, no more pixie sticks for Mooney…
Mooney: *childish voice* But I like pixie sticks….
Suzume: *Hopes in seat next to Fifth*
Rave: *In drivers seat*
Darius: Oi! Can I have my limbs back before you go?
Rave: *throws limbs at Darius* Bye bye Dari! We’ll see you online laters!
Everyone but Darius: *waves*
Rave: *drives car through other wall and off onto the open road*
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« Reply #5 on Oct 28, 2006, 8:10pm » | |
heehee, really funny mooney!
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« Reply #6 on Nov 5, 2006, 11:13am » | |
Haha xD I've read it all twice over, it is hilarious.
xDDD
Your a great, and funny writer Mooney.
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« Reply #7 on Nov 7, 2006, 10:36pm » | |
*bows* Thankies, thankies! Your compliments are much thankled, I must also acknowledge my best friend Rave. For without her, I wouldn't be sugar high nor bored enough to writethis stuff, also by Friday I hope to have a move on Youtub version of Chapter 1
Alina: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY11111111
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« Reply #8 on Nov 10, 2006, 6:29pm » | |
Haha that'd be great! Make sure to give me a link, I will gladly sit and wait for it to load, on my /nice/ slow dial-up. In which I love. -rolls eyes-
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